Wermacht the Warrior
There's not much to say here other than if you're squeamish, you probably
don't want to be around when Wermacht enters Warrior mode.
I learned
about his amazing skills when he chose to dispatch the infestation of
dreaded feather
balls on a string that had attached themselves all over the outside of the
house. They have not been back.
The following sequence of photos clearly demonstrates Wermacht's
formidable predatory skills. Way to go tiger!
Trust me. You do not want to be a feather
ball on a string in this neighborhood! An Army of One
During a covert mission to expose enemy operatives known
only as Gray Two and Orange Tabby One aka Orange Julius, Wermacht was forced to
dig a hasty individual firing position to avoid detection and put himself in
position to return fire if necessary. The cowardly enemy was tipped to his
presence by a double-agent. The insurgent pair released
biological weapons of mass destruction known as flea agents.
Having over-whelming numbers, these agents were able to
flank Wermacht and break through his defenses. Though vastly
outnumbered, Wermacht eliminated hundreds of flea agents in a violent battle
lasting days. Exhausted and malnourished, brave Wermacht returned to
base with many captives including several flea agent leaders. A courageous medical team acted swiftly using chemical decontamination
to save our fearless soldier. Captured enemies were handed over to the
CIA for interrogation and were taken to undisclosed secret locations. Gray Two and Orange
Julius fled immediately
after releasing the WMD but when they next encounter Wermacht they will not be so lucky.
 Wermacht bravely
cleanses remnants of decontaminating solution from his fur. |
It
will come as no surprise if you have never heard of the Elite Infantry Kitty,
Wermacht... his activities are closely guarded by a government
agency that you don't need to know about.
Wermacht
has agreed to allow posting of his tips on this site for a small royalty.
